The Vent: Protesting the lockout by cheering harder for the Leafs, partying

18 Oct
2012

THE VENT is a forum for rants, raves, pleas and laments from hockey fans across the world about the NHL lockout. It runs every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday. If you've got a take on the lockout and need to let it out, email us at .)

Wouldn't it have been nice if this feature came to an end today? It was a nice thought, but it didn't, so here are some thoughts that aren't quite as nice.

Ryan F. won't sit idly by and do nothing. He's got a brand-new protest: he will only watch Toronto Maple Leafs from here on out. It's kind of like a hunger strike, but with more suffering, I guess.

I'll keep this short. So here we are once again. The NHL season is supposed to be underway but alas it is not. You know, the last couple of weeks fans like me have been told how we can stop this lockout. I've seen people and even hockey media suggest I unfollow the NHL/NHLPA on social media sites, stop buying tickets/merchandise or even stop being a hockey fan altogether. I'm not going to do any of those things. I am not naive enough to think that I could have any effect on ending this lockout. I am going to do something though, not from pressure but simply based on what I feel.

You know the old saying "Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me." I was willing to let the last lockout slide because I was told it was necessary to fix the systemic problems with the league. I bought that and boy was I dead wrong. How else would we be back here once again? I live in Toronto where like so many people I live and breathe the Maple Leafs. My father is a Leafs fan and my grandfather was too. I watch every game on TV that I am capable of viewing and through winning and losing (mostly losing), I support them. I try and get out to a couple games a year at the ACC but usually I cannot afford tickets. Remember in the last lockout when you claimed we would have lower ticket prices under a new agreement? Again, you won't fool me twice.

Look, I'm always going to be a Leafs fan until the day I die. I will continue to watch every Leafs game I can whether they return in 2012, 2013 or 2014. But here's what I will not do. I will not be watching other NHL games. I won't be watching Calgary vs. Edmonton or Detroit vs. St Louis. I'm done with that. Instead I'll be watching the NFL, MLB, NBA and heck even the AHL. This is not a threat or a form of protest. This is simply the reality of taking your fans for granted. It doesn't matter how big or small your role is in this. Whether you are Gary Bettman or Donald Fehr, Sidney Crosby or Shawn Thornton you have reduced a former NHL fan into just a Leafs fan. Stop posturing and negotiate like civilized people who have influence over the lives of so many who are hurt not only emotionally but financially but this lockout. You know them right? They are the broadcasters, writers, bars, mascots and concession workers. I believe there are a lot of people who share my sentiment and that's not good for anyone. Time to grow up and do what is right. Drop the puck.

Angela H. also cooked up a unique way to protest the lockout. A party.

To mourn the loss of opening night, some of my hockey friends and I had a F#%k the Lockout Party this past weekend. Beer, nachos, classic Bruins games on the TV, and A LOT of bitching.

My amazingly talented friend Stephanie brought over this cake, and I just had to share it.  It pretty much says it all!

Pro-tip: If your protest involves cake, you're protesting the right way.

And finally, Nicole H. wants to do something, but she doesn't know what to do but share with us her despair:

I first fell in love during the summer of 2003 while paying a visit to my Midwestern relatives. I had lived my whole life (to that point) unaware I was related to die hard hockey fans. Then I sat down to watch a playoff game with my Pépère, and found myself instantly hooked.

I picked up right where I left off the following season, determined to learn all I could. Having just moved to the DC area I became a Caps fan (which, given my timing, was both a show of incredible dedication and stupidity). I have bled black and bronze/red, white, and blue ever since. I count down the days till prospect camp, then rookie camp, then training camp. Between the league and third party ticket sites I pay huge mark ups to see the occasional game on my teacher's salary (if only I would take the player's advice and just get a better paying job). I came back after the first lockout, even though I had barely had any time to invest myself in the sport. But this time is different.

I can't say I am giving up forever- that would be ridiculous. And I am still a hockey fan- I bought AHL Live in anticipation of the worst to get me through the winter. But my heart just doesn't feel in it for the NHL right now.

My husband tells me I'm nuts and maybe I'll feel different the moment the improbable actually happens. But for now all I want to do is stick it to the NHL and NHLPA. But how? I'm thinking "opening night" boycott. Wouldn't that be nice to see the fans say "screw you, we'll come back when WE are good and ready". But alas, hockey fans are well dressed crack heads. So I will be left with the ability to do little more than sit in the corner like a petulant child till I feel like I've made my point. That always works out well...

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Maple Leafs D Franson signs with Swedish club (Yahoo! Sports)

01 Oct
2012
GAVLE, Sweden (AP) -- Toronto Maple Leafs defenseman Cody Franson has signed a one-year contract to play in the Swedish league, regardless of whether the NHL lockout is resolved.
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Sing along with ‘When The Leafs Were Good’, an 82-year-old’s cynical ode to Toronto hockey (VIDEO)

19 Sep
2012

Previously on Puck Daddy, we featured a 3-year-old Toronto Maple Leafs fan lamenting the NHL lockout. Now, please join us at the other end of the temporal spectrum, as 82-year-old Hugh Oliver sings a jaunty little ditty about the Leafs through the years … with, as expected, a healthy dose of cynicism.

Unless, of course, the Leafs' most recent success did in fact come "when the Earth was cooling."

Sorry, did he just suggest Leafs fans should have tossed Harold Ballard's salad?

Overall, Hugh seems like a rather optimistic fellow, so the Leafs haven't necessarily lost the octogenarian busker demo. But let's state the obvious here: Time is obviously running short for him.

Brian Burke, we mean.

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Here are your Puck Headlines: a glorious collection of news and views collected from the greatest blogosphere in sports and the few, the proud, the mainstream hockey media.

• Via Reddit: "This is a Taiwanese boy-band poster. Interesting place to find Eric Lindros." No kidding. Oh, wait, they mean on the shirt, not with his head up.

• Toronto Maple Leafs GM Brian Burke took to the team's official site to respond to former goalie coach Francois Allaire, confirming the Leafs cramped his style but that it was necessary because that style was outdated. [Leafs]

• The Boston Bruins (along with Keith Yandle and others) are practicing at Harvard University, and the media isn't allowed to get near them. [CSNNE]

• The St. Louis Blues hit the ice, sans Blues logos. Barret Jackman on the potential loss of fans: "There's a huge fear. The fans already sat through it once and they didn't get much out of it. Now we're going down that same road where the fans are kind of secondary with the league. For them to think the fans are going to come back and support everybody the same way, it's not going to work that way. They're not in the same situation (as the league and the players). They just want to see hockey, and that's what we want to give them." [STL Today]

• If you're wondering where players are headed, not only in Europe but in the minor leagues, Dobber has his own tracker. [Dobber]

• According to George Richards, the Florida Panthers laid off six people today and more could face reduced work weeks. [@GeorgeRichards]

• North Dakota announces that its four team captains have been suspended for one game after a team party last weekend. There's also the potential for "possible additional measures by the department, or actions by the University or local and state authorities" Oh great, sounds like another lawnmower toss … [WCH]

• Chris Peters on the suspensions: "Suspending the captains likely suggests that this was an event much of or the entire team took part in. You can't suspend everybody I guess, so the captains take the fall and the message is sent to the rest of the club." [US of Hockey]

• According to Sports Express, Alex Ovechkin is Dynamo Moscow bound. [alexovetjkin]

• Niklas Backstrom to the KHL? Somebody wants the Tretiak Trophy… (We have no idea if that's their Vezina. We're assuming it's not called the Nabokov.) [Hockey Wilderness]

• Fare thee well, Christian Ehrhoff, who has playing in the German elite league. [Buffalo News]

• "Colton Jobke, a free-agent signing two seasons ago, has been told he can't play while he's technically assigned to the American League. If he had been assigned to the CHL, which some NHL teams have already done, then it would be no problem." [Buzzing The Net]

• Joe Colborne of the Toronto Maple Leafs played with a rather serious wrist injury last season. [Kyle Cicerella]

• A History Will Be Made lockout protest video.

• The Washington Capitals cancel their rookie game vs. the Flyers. [Capitals Insider]

• Ryan Kennedy presents hockey options for fans in all 30 markets. Winnipeg's offerings are "shockingly thin?" [THN]

• There's been a lot written lately about the fate of the Stanley Cup should the lockout eat up an entire NHL season. Chris Selley of the National Post offers this idea: "Every game between Canadian teams in the Western, Ontario and Quebec Major Junior hockey league seasons could double as a 'regular season' game in the Cup competition; likewise every Canadian Interuniversity Sport game, and every game in the senior leagues. Then you would just have a brief cup-winners' cup tournament." [National Post]

• Meanwhile, here's Cam Charron on the potential for a competing "rebel league" springing up to scare the NHL. All of this has happened before, and will happen again … [Legion of Blog]

• Our old friend Sarah Spain offers some lockout survival guide solutions: "Become a fan of roller derby. It's got the speed, skill and violence of hockey, but with fewer pads to cushion the blows. When Babe Ruthless knocks Punky Bruiser into next Tuesday, you'll forget all about Devils-Rangers line brawls." [ESPN W]

• Finally, his name is John Tortorella and HE … LUVS … uh-DOGSSSSSS!!! [HLN]

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Leafs sign goaltender Scrivens to 2-year deal (Yahoo! Sports)

12 Sep
2012
TORONTO (AP) -- The Toronto Maple Leafs have signed goaltender Ben Scrivens to a two-year contract worth $1.25 million.
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Red Wings add 4 from ‘Russian 5′ to alumni day (Yahoo! Sports)

02 Aug
2012
DETROIT (AP) -- Four players from Detroit's ''Russian Five'' will be on hand when Red Wings alumni take on alumni from the Toronto Maple Leafs the day before the Winter Classic.
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Few NHLers put as much effort into Movember as Toronto Maple Leafs' forward Mike Brown.

Most guys just put away the razor on November 1, and spend the next 30 days sporting a patch of hair above their upper lip. It's a moustache, if you want to get technical, but it's hardly a moustache. Sam Elliott would spit in his sarsaparilla if he saw what passes for a moustache in the NHL.

Brown on the other hand, goes all out. For the last two years, he's boldly rocked a Fu Manchu, last year's being especially impressive. But at this point, after two years of being epically moustachioed, topping the face forests of years past is going to be a tall order for the Leafs' winger. It's going to take commitment. It's going to take ingenuity. And most of all, it's going to take an early start.

To that end, Brown started his moustache prep months ago. Like, in May. Here's a photo of the agitator from May 22, after three weeks of growth.

And here's what Brown looks like now.

One can only the final Movember product involves braiding and beads.

The Maple Leafs have been updating their fans on Mike Brown's progress on Twitter and Pinterest, using the hashtag #brownbeaut. They're doing a bang-up job, even making all the necessary appropriate pop culture references. Check out this graphic they recently shared:

If you're a little uncertain, Brown is the one that looks like a crazy homeless person. Hopefully that helps.

It's worth noting that the Zach Galifianakis comparison is especially apt in that he and Brown are both part of franchises completely out of ideas.

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