Ball Don’t Lie’s 2012-13 NBA Season Previews: The Milwaukee Bucks

22 Oct
2012

For the first time in two years we'll have an orthodox, full-length NBA season to look forward to. No lockout nonsense, and precious little obsession as to whether or not LeBron James will ever win the big one. He's won it, already, and our sanity as NBA followers is probably better off as a result. However big that shred of sanity is remains to be seen, following yet another offseason that once again proved that the NBA is full of Crazy McCrazytons that appear to take great delight in messing with us continually.

As a result of that offseason, and the impending regular season, why not mess with Ball Don't Lie's triptych of Kelly Dwyer, Dan Devine and Eric Freeman as they preview the 2012-13 season with alacrity, good cheer, and bad jokes.

We continue with the combustible Milwaukee Bucks.

Kelly Dwyer's Kilt-Straightener

At first or even fifth glance the Milwaukee Bucks seem an unremarkable cast of characters, destined for .500 at best and a crushing bit of anonymity along the way.

A re-tread coach. A small market setup. A series of middling low lottery picks. Samuel Dalembert, on his 49th team. An, um, "experienced" GM. The answer to several "Who He Play For?" questions, should Charles Barkley remember that there is still a team in Milwaukee. Just one nationally televised game all season that isn't on NBA TV or WGN.

Beyond all that lies a ticking time bomb, though. One that very well could prove a positively-toned breakthrough for several of the more prominent cast of characters, but one that could also make for a Hindenburg-sized disaster that only the League Pass know-alls would notice. Rub your hands together, NBA sickies, because you can't lose.

Leading the Bucks, ostensibly, is coach Scott Skiles; a truly intelligent basketball man who truly did try to get himself bought out last season so that he didn't have to return to this noise. Skiles had unpleasant endings in each of his last three head coaching spots — Greece, Phoenix, Chicago — and his expert (as in, "probably should have won the Coach of the Year award") turn riding the 2009-10 Bucks to an unending series of 89-81 wins seems like ages ago. In the last year of his deal and his fifth (!) season in Milwaukee, Skiles could lead the league in passive/aggressiveness in 2012-13.

The actual leader of the team is Brandon Jennings, because either Skiles cannot tame him or doesn't care to. Jennings does play hard and wants to win, but even after 7171 career NBA minutes it's not readily apparent if he knows the quickest way between an in and out dribble maneuver and an actual win. Jennings comes off as the sort of waterbug you can't stay in front of, but he averages fewer than four free throw attempts per 36 minutes of play, and seems quite content by wasting his youth on fading low-percentage jumpers.

Above him in pay but behind him in seniority is Monta Ellis, owner of an expiring contract and capable of the sort of 14-point quarters that keep you coming back time after time. The shakeup the brought Ellis to Milwaukee last March breathed new life into the franchise — the last thing Bucks fans could handle in the autumn of 2012 is the sort of day to day injury updates that Golden State Warrior fans are pouring over as they keep up with Andrew Bogut's "progress" — but Ellis and Jennings did not work especially well overall in a small'ish, training camp-less sample size last season.

Best, for the sickies anyway, is the fact that Ellis could potentially opt out of his contract this summer (something we're not sure Bucks brass wouldn't especially mind), and Jennings' restricted free agency. Also prepare for a series of "Is Brandon Jennings Worth It?"-columns from websites with an eye for advanced metrics.

All while the Bucks shoot for the lower rungs of the playoffs, again, hoping to take in some playoff revenue and a trip to Miami. Or, erm, Indianapolis.

Prospects could genuinely improve, if all are engaged. Dalembert is by no means a panacea, but his presence allows Drew Gooden (who, with dozens outside of Wisconsin watching last season, enjoyed a career year in 2011-12) to move down to the power forward slot. Mike Dunleavy Jr. also enjoyed a career renaissance of sorts, and if his painful knee condition allows for it he should be able to provide the sort of all-around offensive play that teams crave once a play breaks down. Larry Sanders is a sound helper, provided he reins in his pick and pop instincts, and I simply cannot dismiss the chance that Ellis and Jennings could create some sort of chemistry together under Skiles' tutelage.

Skiles is the guy that went from high school/college scorer to NBA assist record-breaker to defensive-minded head man. He's changed, before. It hasn't happened much since Bill Clinton took office, probably no co-incidence there, but he's been proven capable of learning on the fly before. If he comes up with something in some way that shows that he wants to make Milwaukee home for the next few years, the Bucks could be onto something.

Or, they could fall short while falling out. Ellis and Jennings might be encouraged to find safe haven elsewhere, Hammond and Skiles could be let go, and the team could head into 2013-14 with Ersan Ilyasova as its highest-paid player and yet another 11th overall pick to attempt to trump up. We genuinely would hate every bit of this, considering the potential on both the sideline and starting lineup.

Whatever the turnout, the sickies will be on board.

Projected record: 38-44

Fear Itself with Dan Devine

It is tonally appropriate that the NBA season tips off just before Halloween -- because on any given night, each and every one of the league's 30 teams can look downright frightening. Sometimes, that means your favorite team will act as their opposition's personal Freddy Krueger; sometimes, you will be the one suffering through the living nightmare. In preparation for Opening Night, BDL's Dan Devine considers what makes your team scary and what should make you scared.

What Makes You Scary: The chance that the production that followed the trade for Monta Ellis will hold up for a full season. The idea behind sending injured defensive centerpiece Andrew Bogut and never-made-for-Milwaukee shooter Stephen Jackson to the Golden State Warriors in exchange for shooting guard Monta Ellis and young big man Ekpe Udoh was, primarily, to try to inject some offensive life into a unit that seemed in need of a jolt to make a postseason push. The Bucks ranked 17th in the NBA in points scored per 100 possessions through last season's first 43 games -- an improvement over the dead-last finish they managed in 2010-11, sure, but still in the bottom half of the league and not looking in much danger of improving in time to catch the New York Knicks or Philadelphia 76ers for one of the East's final two playoff berths.

So general manager John Hammond swung for the fences with a deal that looked like a score at the time, and while the Bucks wound up finishing in the lottery, four games out of the No. 8 seed, the numbers show that the deal bore fruit -- Milwaukee did get better offensively over the final 23 games of the season, improving by more than three points-per-100 to an offensive rating of 104.5, making them the league's 11th-most efficiency offense during that stretch. And as Bucks point guard Brandon Jennings made a point of noting during the offseason, a big part of that was the supercharged offense the Bucks featured when he and Ellis shared the backcourt. As I wrote at the time:

[…] during the 601 minutes that he and Ellis played together, [the Bucks scored] 106.2 points per 48 minutes of playing time compared with 98.9-per-48 on the season as a whole, according to NBA.com's statistical analysis tool.

Part of that's due to Milwaukee playing at a significantly faster pace with the Jennings-Ellis unit sharing the floor — when the duo played at the same time, the Bucks averaged 100.6 possessions per 48 minutes, more than four-per-48 faster than their season average — but they also scored more effectively in that uptempo game, doing much more damage on fast breaks and in the paint and producing an average of 105.3 points per 100 possessions. That's a big improvement over the Bucks' 102.4-per-100 season mark — over the course of a full season, it's the difference between having a top-five offense on par with the Chris Paul-led Los Angeles Clippers and having a middle-of-the-league group like the Orlando Magic or Atlanta Hawks.

It's weird to think about a Scott Skiles-led Bucks team heading into a season trying to make its bones on offense. But with two guards who thrive in an uptempo, open-court, transition-keyed style, plus stretch bigs Ersan Ilyasova (whose season 3-point mark was inflated by an unsustainable 50.8 percent from deep after the All-Star Game, but the Bucks would probably be fine with the 38.8 percent he hit before the break, too) and Drew Gooden (44.5 percent from between 16 and 24 feet away last year) back to space the floor in the frontcourt and (Bucks fans hope) a potential breakout season from trimmed-down 2011 lottery pick Tobias Harris, who reportedly has the inside track on starting at small forward after a strong summer, just letting it rip might be the team's most effective, and efficient, shot at fielding the kind of top-flight offense that could propel the Bucks back into the playoffs for the first time in three years. If nothing else, it should make the Bucks a lot of fun to watch, which is something they haven't consistently been since ... oh, 2000-01.

What Should Make You Scared: The prospect of Jennings-Ellis lineups getting roasted on D. Ah, the yin and the yang. From the stat dive I did during the summer:

Opponents made more field goals per 48 minutes, posted a higher effective field-goal percentage, and grabbed a higher share of available offensive and defensive rebounds to key second-chance opportunities and transition offense.

In sum, teams playing the Bucks feasted when Jennings and Ellis shared the court, scoring an average of 107.7 points per 100 possessions of floor time, more than five points-per-100 below Milwaukee's season defensive mark, according to NBA.com's metrics. To put things in perspective, only one team put up defensive numbers that inept over the course of the full 2011-12 season — when Jennings and Ellis shared the backcourt, the Bucks ceased being a slightly-worse-than-average defensive team and became the Charlotte Bobcats (107.8-per-100 allowed).

Now, to be fair, as Milwaukee-focused blog Behind the Buck Pass noted after I wrote that, the presence of a legitimately capable defensive center/rim protector behind the guards -- most notably offseason trade acquisition Samuel Dalembert, but perhaps also Udoh, ace shot-blocker/iffy team defender Larry Sanders, free-agent signing Joel Przybilla (if he can stay healthy) or 2012 lottery pick John Henson -- could change matters drastically, as could the steadying presence of multipositional lockdown man Luc Richard Mbah a Moute once he returns from rehab following offseason surgery to repair the patella tendon in his right knee. After shipping out former defensive linchpin Bogut, Hammond may have provided Skiles with enough frontcourt and wing pieces to cover over his explosive guards' perimeter mistakes. If he hasn't, though, a third straight lottery trip could be in the cards.

Eric Freeman's Identity Crisis

There is no more important asset for a basketball team than talent, and yet the more loaded squad does not always win. What we've seen in recent seasons isn't only that the best team wins, but that the group with the clearest sense of self, from management down through the players, prevails. A team must not only be talented, but sure of its goals, present and future, and the best methods of obtaining them. Most NBA teams have trouble with their identity. Eric Freeman's Identity Crisis is a window into those struggles, the accomplishment of realizing a coherent identity, and the pitfalls of believing these issues to be solved.

Any team coached by Scott Skiles will focus itself around the defensive end of the floor, and for years that approach made total sense for the Bucks. With Andrew Bogut serving as defensive linchpin, they could organize themselves accordingly. Several major Bogut injuries led to some disappointing seasons, but his abilities nevertheless gave the Bucks a coherent strategy. After trading him last season for Monta Ellis, everything changed.

Put simply, the Bucks now make very little sense. Both Skiles and general manager John Hammond are in the final years of their contracts, suggesting that massive change is imminent barring a surprising playoff run. On top of that, the team's two key players, Ellis and Brandon Jennings, are both small scoring-oriented guards who match each other's strengths and cannot possibly serve as a solid long-term combo at the defensive end. The frontcourt is more jumbled: rookie John Henson has promise and Ersan Ilyasova has improved much over his career, but Drew Gooden has aged considerably.

This is now a team without a clear identity, and it seems unlikely that they'll have one until Skiles and Hammond leave town. Unless that happens midway through the season — possible for Skiles, unlikely for Hammond — the Bucks may be looking at a lost season. Despite having some tradable assets and looming cap space, they arguably have few reasons to maneuver right this minute. Why plan for the future when some other brain trust will be controlling it?

It should be clear that this puts everyone involved in the franchise — the coaches, the players, the executives, etc. — in an odd situation. And that, my friends, is why most coaches on middling-to-bad teams rarely make it to the end of their contracts. Because, when an entire season is run-up to coming change, it's a little hard for any of it to matter.

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‘Today is not a good day’, says Donald Fehr, as NHL, NHLPA meet again, get nowhere

18 Oct
2012

Just prior to Thursday's meeting with the NHLPA, Gary Bettman was confronted by a hockey fan named Barry Murphy, who told the commissioner that, as a fan, he felt disrespected and neglected. "What are you going to do to show us you care about us?" Murphy asked Bettman, according to Elliotte Friedman.

"We're going to get a deal done," Bettman responded.

It was yet another reason for optimism ahead of the meeting, which was precipitated by the NHL's surprise proposal to the players on Tuesday, offering a 50/50 revenue split and the same definition of hockey-related revenue to the players, and a faint glimmer of hope to fans. Might Camps Fehr and Bettman find some middle ground Thursday?

Nope.

When the two sides emerged from the meeting just an hour later doing the Charlie Brown walk of sadness, it was clear things had gone badly. It was also clear, according to Bettman, that they weren't speaking the same language. From TSN:

"This is the best offer that we have to make," Bettman said of the proposal from the league earlier this week. "The fact is, we're nowhere close to what we proposed."

[...] "I don't know what the next step is," added Bettman. "I'm obviously very discouraged."

The players surprised the NHL with three offers. According to Bettman, none of them even began to approach the 50/50 revenue split of the NHL's most recent proposal.

One reason for that: the union wants all contracts honoured. In breaking down the latest breakdown in talks, Donald Fehr made specific mention of the deals signed this summer. "We'll get you to 50-50 but you have to agree to honor the contracts you have signed," he reportedly told Bettman.

According to Fehr, and in direct opposition to what Bettman told Barry Murphy, the players want to make a deal. Apparently, the owners don't. Fehr:

"The reason I say 'apparently they don't' is that after the proposal was made, they did what they have done before: they take very few minutes, they don't think about it, they don't analyze it, they don't talk to the other owners, they take less than 10 minutes... all three proposals are rejected in their entirety. And secondly, the proposal that we recently got is their best offer."

"They might be willing to tweak it around the edges -- a tweak is sort of a small and insubstantial thing, and they agreed -- but that's it, and that's what we're supposed to do."

"And when you think about it, if you assume that's their best offer, why in the world did we see it four weeks into a lockout? ... I can't answer that question."

Fehr summarized the meeting thusly: "The vibe we got was, unless you're prepared to sign with very minor variations, don't bother us.'"

The damning characterization of the NHL likely has something to do with combatting the way the NHL's proposal set the players up to look like the badguys.

Let's not fool ourselves. Disappointed though Bettman may be, he's nowhere near as disappointed as hockey fans are, and that was sort of the point. The NHL's offer was designed to stoke fan optimism and force the NHLPA to crush it, putting the pressure on the players to make concessions and save face.

In that sense, today went exactly how it was supposed to go, and I'd say Barry Murphy has every right to feel he just got the Cindy Lou Who treatment.

Unreported by Friedman: when Murphy asked, "Why are you stealing our Christmas tree?" Bettman responded, "I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear. I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."

Now, the season dangles perilously on the edge of a metaphorical Mount Crumpit. For a deal to get done, someone's heart is going to have to grow three sizes.

"Today is not a good day," said Fehr. "It should have been, but it wasn't."

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Steve Kerr grew a goatee, wrote bad words on his shoes while dealing with confidence issues

15 Oct
2012

It's no secret that top-tier professional athletes must be confident to succeed. In a league where every player is very talented, slight edges make a big difference. It's a cliche to say that the team that wants it more wins, but it's usually true that the more focused, more confident team will win in the NBA.

Last week, Chris Ballard of Sports Illustrated wrote a piece on Golden State Warriors center Andris Biedrins's major confidence issues. The story was enough to inspire David Aldridge of NBA.com to delve deeper into the mental aspects of playing in the NBA (via Marcel Mutoni). Former NBA sharpshooter and TNT analyst Steve Kerr had much to say, including his own methods of psyching himself up:

"I definitely had moments every season when I felt like I couldn't make anything," Kerr said. "I probably wouldn't say anything to most of the guys, but I might to my best buddies on the team. Late in my career [in San Antonio] I was working with Chip Engelland [now a Spurs assistant coach], but he wasn't on staff at the time, and that was good for me. I could bare my soul to him and not worry about any repercussions. I think everybody is afraid to tell the coach, because then the coach isn't going to play him." [...]

"I remember growing a goatee one time," Kerr said. "It sounds crazy, but I grew a goatee. I wrote the letters F.I. on my shoes, for [bleep] it. I went out there and said I'm going to shoot every time. I probably wasn't as confident as other guys. A guy like Jordan, I don't think he ever had a problem with something like that. Most mortals, you've got to train your mind just like you train your body."

Kerr makes good points here, and it's notable that he struggled with confidence even during his later seasons, when he was firmly established as one of the best shooters in NBA history, the sort of player that others have confidence in just because he's proven himself so many times.

The especially notable part of this story, of course, is exactly what Kerr did to regain his confidence. While Kerr mentions a goatee, photographic evidence of that facial hair is not readily available. On top of that, our own Kelly Dwyer — as encyclopedic a source on the last 15 years of NBA basketball as anyone — does not remember anything of the sort. Of course, given Kerr's blond hair, it's possible that the goatee was flesh-colored, gross, and therefore short-lived.

As for writing "F.I." on his shoes, Kerr probably made the correct move in not writing the full words. Something tells me that would have made it harder for TV networks to hire him after his retirement.

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Chiefs’ blocked punt-fumble return combo their only touchdown of the day (VIDEO)

14 Oct
2012
by Maggie Hendricks in Fantasy Football, General

The Kansas City Chiefs pulled off a crazy, crazy turnover touchdown during their 38-10 loss to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Early in the fourth quarter, Tampa Bay punter Michael Koenen was attempting to punt from the Buccaneers' six-yard line. He was blocked, and the ball sailed into the end zone. He was able to grab the ball, but instead of just falling on it, he tried to move it out and sort of threw a pass. He fumbled it directly into the arms of Buccaneer Edgar Jones, who returned it for a touchdown. (Because it was after a punt, it was ruled a fumble.)

Don't believe me? Just watch.

The craziest part of this play may have been that it was the Chiefs' only touchdown of the day. With Brady Quinn filling in for the injured Matt Cassel, the Chiefs offense was anemic. Their total yardage for the day was 260 yards. Quinn finished 22-38 for 180 yards and two interceptions.

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Yankees fans are not a punctual sort (Photos)

12 Oct
2012

Yeah, yeah. Friday's first pitch for Game 5 of the ALDS was scheduled for 5:07 p.m. local time and so it might have been hard for each fan of the New York Yankees to get there for first pitch. But c'mon. There are any number of excuses the thousands of laggards have probably used to cut out of work early on a Friday and all of them are weaker than the one that involves heading to see your baseball team play a division rival in a do-or-die playoff game.

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As it turns out, Krys Barch’s lockout tweets are surprisingly musical (VIDEO)

12 Oct
2012

Late last month, Krys Barch sat down in front of a fire, 8 OV deep, cracked open a bottle of Porte, and took to Twitter for an epic rant about the lockout. It was a divisive moment, heralded as a rallying cry for some and criticized as a whiny and off-putting diatribe by others.

But one thing nobody called it: inherently musical. And, as it turns out, it sort of was. Youtube channel The NOC gave a section of Barch's rant the "Music twideo" treatment, setting his musings to a sweet acoustic tune sung by New York based singer Michelle Ferreira. The results? Surprisingly moving.

Granted, it helps to have Ferreira singing the crap out of Barch's words, but seriously, until the she hits the phrase "work stoppage", you'd think these lyrics were written by Aimee Mann or something.

If the whole hockey thing doesn't work out, Barch might want to consider a future in songwriting. He's got the chops.

Frankly, if this lockout drags on into next year, I hope Barch and Ferreira cut an album together. They could be the next She and Him, or The Swell Season, or even Elton John and Bernie Taupin.

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Deron Williams gave Nets GM Billy King advice on Dwight Howard, which likely didn’t mean much

11 Oct
2012

In some ways, you have to sort of admire the way Brooklyn Nets point guard Deron Williams has elbowed his way into the sort of NBA-level celebrity pantheon we usually reserve for talents like LeBron James, Dwight Howard, Chris Paul or Kobe Bryant. The first three on that list are as notorious for shifting uniforms midstream, while the last on that list is just super-famous/awesome/possibly a jerk to other jerks.

Deron? He's starting to become a mixture of the lot, even if he probably ranks a good step behind that quartet when it typically comes production and game-changing ability. He quietly did enough to force a trade from Utah to a rebuilding Nets franchise a year and a half ago, and had both Dallas and the would-be Brooklyn Nets patiently waiting out his 2011-12 season and eventual free agency before Deron decided to stick. And, as he decided to ramp up the stickiness, Williams wielded a little influence with Nets GM Billy King as Brooklyn considered a trade for Dwight Howard. From ESPN New York:

"One thing Deron did say to me, he said, 'Please, just don't wait on Dwight [Howard]. We can't wait and not have a team,'" King said during the premiere of NBA TV's "The Association: Brooklyn Nets," which will air on Oct. 16.

"The team of Brooklyn is bigger than one person. I owed it to the organization, I owed it to our fans, I owed it to Deron and the players that we have to build for Brooklyn, and we went forward and built our team."

That's all pleasant and show-offy, not unlike Deron Williams talking up Mark Cuban's apparently off-putting absence from DW's meeting with the Dallas Mavericks last July, but it's probably all a bit of "ain't Joe Johnson great?!?"-deflecting hogwash.

Had there been even a moderate chance the Orlando Magic were going to go for the Brook Lopez-led offer that would return them Dwight Howard's services in early July, the Brooklyn Nets would have held on through Labor Day for an attempt at the MVP-level center. And though the Magic ended up taking what we think is a pretty crummy deal after months of butchering their work with Howard's value on the market, and though the longer contracts the team took back from Denver nearly approximate the contract extension Lopez would have played for under the sign-and-trade guidelines, the deal just wasn't happening.

This is just King working as a GM, selling his team, selling his work. And he's done well enough with Mikhail Prokhorov's money — putting together a team around Deron, a re-signed Brook, Joe Johnson, Kris Humphries and Gerald Wallace that's … eh … Pretty good?

This response is better than King going on NBA TV and basically just talking about how the Nets will be "a better version of the Knicks, probably." Which would be accurate, we suppose.

It's all part of the plan; all part of what every GM does once the Crazy Season ends and the talking up begins. Put Deron Williams on a pedestal as a LeBron/CP3/Kobe-styled front office shaker, argue away not being able to deal for Howard as some sort of response to wanting to move on. Even if you would have been at Dwight's doorstep with a year's supply with Skittles in a Brooklyn minute if it had meant you were in with a chance.

King didn't lose out on Dwight Howard; Dwight Howard lost out on the Brooklyn Nets because in a self-pitying whim he decided to opt in to the final year of his contract with the Orlando Magic last March. Every NBA observer on earth save for the Magic's t-shirt designers knew it wouldn't last, and Howard more or less signed off on that guesswork by inching back towards his trade demands a month later, but the move sealed his fate as a potential sign-and-trade option for the Nets.

As the Nets' first season in Brooklyn gets ready to tip off and Williams graces the cover of Sports Illustrated as a well-deserved result, it might be time to back off on the myth-making. For weeks at a time, D-Will will play like the league's best point guard, and he's certainly a franchise cornerstone to be proud of. Beyond that, however, we're tiring of him as a continual subject.

The kvetching about Mark Cuban's absence, bringing it up on your own and then backing away once Cuban hit you with a nicely-honed zing? The shots sent his ex-teammates' way? The hob-nobbing with ADMITTED ADULTERS?

It's a bit much; though we readily admit this is par for the course when you have a show to sell. Soon the noise will wash away, and Williams will have to push 20 points and 10 dimes while challenging for the Atlantic division title.

And like Deron, and Billy King, and Nets fans; we can't wait for the sound of that ball bouncing off of hardwood to replace any other aural discomfort we might be feeling as a result of this move.

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Kobe Bryant calls ex-teammate Smush Parker ‘the worst,’ jokingly chides the Lakers for letting him ‘walk on’

11 Oct
2012

During the 2005-06 season, Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant averaged a career best 35.4 points per game, an astounding number only slightly pumped up by his famous 81-point outburst midway through that very potent season. Though the Lakers were downed in the first round, the campaign should have served at the very least as a personal highlight for Kobe, especially as he was back to working with coach Phil Jackson after the head man was exiled from the team during the 2004-05 campaign.

Instead, Kobe's still a little chippy about the lineups that surrounded him during that 45-win season. Up to and including calling former starting point guard Smush Parker "the worst," just before Wednesday night's exhibition loss to the Portland Trail Blazers. From Janis Carr at the Orange County Register:

"I almost won an MVP with Smush Parker and Kwame Brown on my team," Bryant said before Wednesday's 93-75 exhibition loss to Portland. "I was shooting 45 times a game. What was I supposed to do? Pass it to Chris Mihm or Kwame Brown?"

Bryant was referring to 2005-06 when the Lakers' roster included Brian Cook, Stanislav Medvedenko, Devean George and Parker, Mihm and Brown.

Bryant continued, taking aim at his favorite whipping boy, Parker, calling him "the worst. He shouldn't have been in the NBA but we were too cheap to pay for a point guard. So we let him walk on."

Damn, dude. Daaaamn. Great players don't usually mind making indirect references to when their lives were tougher while working amongst less-heralded teammates -- "we've come a long way"-sort of nonsense. But rarely do you see players go on record with names like Kobe just did.

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About the talent surrounding him, or having to shoot 45 times (27.2, actually) a game, Kobe is spot on. Though Jackson was back to employing the triangle offense, the mismatched parts acquired to run an isolation-heavy attack during Jackson's one year away made it so Bryant had to break away from the offense continually just to keep the Lakers in games. They may have featured the best player in the world that year, though eventual-champion Dwyane Wade might disagree, but 45 wins for that lot was, well, a lot. Bryant was masterful as he led that team back to the postseason.

Calling the guys out, though? Parker, we can understand — he's been taking shots at Kobe for years, now, and any sort of contentious back and forth between the two is entirely Parker's fault. Players like Luke Walton and Devean George may have contributed less and hamstrung Kobe's efforts more than Parker in that season; but when you combine Smush's petulance towards Kobe, lack of professionalism, and play he truly does come off as "the worst."

Kwame? His effort was lacking, per usual, and he turned the ball over on nearly 17 percent of the possessions he used up. Could have played better, had he cared more, so it's probably fine for Kobe to call him out. Especially when a still-active Brown, now a Philadelphia 76er, can lay a hard foul on Bryant the next time the Lakers come through Pennsylvania.

(Though he totally won't.)

Chris Mihm? We're not feeling that as much.

Mihm at least tried, and played through injuries. Didn't have the greatest hands in the world, but he was serviceable in the wake of the deal involving Shaquille O'Neal that Bryant nudged the Lakers into (and Vlade Divac's injury-plagued 2004-05 campaign). Over ten points and six boards with a block in 26 minutes for the Lakers in 2005-06 — not bad. And, unlike Parker and Brown, he didn't try to cross the king with anything save for the odd dropped pass or 12.

(And, as far as the Lakers being "too cheap to pay for a point guard," Kobe's a little off there, as well. Though Los Angeles didn't pay the luxury tax that season, the team was well over the cap during the offseason and could only legally bring in a guard with an exception or on a minimum contract. Kobe, as well as Lamar Odom and the expiring Brian Grant, all played for over eight figures a year in 2005-06, so it's not as if Los Angeles had a lot of wiggle room.)

Life is a lot easier, now, with Steve Nash handling point guard duties and Dwight Howard ready to throw down as many lobs as Kobe will give him, so you can't blame the man for giddily considering how far he's come. Even with those two championships won in the space between.

But names, Kobe? Their names?

Cold. It's going to be a fun season in Los Angeles. And a hell of a lot of fun as Kobe gets older, and grumpier.

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Donald Brown has knee surgery, out 2-3 weeks. Vick Ballard, you’re up

10 Oct
2012
by in General

Last year, for the first time in his pro career, Colts running back Donald Brown played a full 16-game season. He entered 2012 as the unrivaled starter for Indianapolis, and performed adequately enough in the opening weeks (4.0 YPC).

Perhaps you'd begun to consider him almost reliable, in a 15-carries-for-60-yards sort of way.

But on Wednesday, we learned that Brown is expected to miss the next 2-3 weeks, following surgery to repair torn knee cartilage. He had an appealing match-up on deck against the Jets, too, so this is unwelcome news for fantasy owners. New York's defense ranks next-to-last in the NFL at stopping the run (4.9 YPC, 172.0 rush YPG).

Rookie Vick Ballard steps into the starter's role for Indy, and he's a respectable short-term fantasy add — at least as appealing as the rest of the flavor-of-the-week RBs (Green, Starks, Blount, both Powells, LaRod). If Ballard gets the next three starts for the Colts, he'll have three friendly match-ups: New York, Cleveland, then Tennessee. Those defenses are all giving up more than 140.0 rushing yards per game.

Ballard's early numbers haven't been particularly impressive (21 carries, 42 yards), and some of you may know him only as the dude who did this. But he really has a terrific opportunity ahead. If you'd been planning to start Brown this week, then give Ballard a look. He's available in 85 percent of Yahoo! leagues.

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Mark Gastineau slurs his way into the Jets’ Ring of Honor

10 Oct
2012
by in Fantasy Football, General

It didn't make the ESPN broadcast, but legendary defensive end Mark Gastineau was inducted into the New York Jets Ring of Honor on Monday night.

He gave an interesting, meandering and sometimes oddly-enunciated speech at halftime of the Jets loss to the Houston Texans. Induction to the Ring of Honor is certainly worth celebrating, and Gastineau sounds like someone who might have been doing a bit of that.

Here's audio of the speech, via Mike Francesa's radio show.

The hope is that Gastineau is doing well and simply enjoying an honor that was well-earned, but through his career, the guy had his ups and downs (and downs and downs), so I wonder. He said prior that he would probably cry during the speech, but it doesn't sound like that happened. I hope he doesn't cry when listening to a replay.

As for how Gastineau is doing these days, he's found religion and says he's very happy. Via John Holt at newyorkjets.com:

[Gastineau] lives happily in New Jersey today with his wife, JoAnn, and never shies away from the opportunity to inform others about the strong relationship he's developed with Jesus Christ.

"We are just really content with our lives and we just worship the Lord," he said. "Now I'm in the choir at Times Square Church. And believe me, you know there's a Lord if I'm in the choir because I don't have that great of a voice, that's for sure. My wife and I are both in the choir. As far as making joyful noise unto the Lord, that's exactly what we feel and that's what we do."

Did it sound like joyful noise in the above clip? Sort of yes, sort of no.

Gracias, Hot Clicks.

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